BAIBS Thursday 27/12/12

And so that was Christmas. Loved it. I'm sat here typing, eating Christmas cake and wearing my new top, socks and slippers. I'm at an age now were socks are a welcome gift. For years now I've done the standard only buy black socks trick but I still end up with odd ones. How can you lose a sock? And somehow when I wash them I manage to turn them either grey, blue or brown, but only one at a time. Never a pair.

Got some new trainers too yet still halfway into work this morning the laces had come undone. I think this proves the fault lies with me and not with the footwear.

And I got a new smartphone. As you all know I'm not at home to Mr. Technology. So far today I've rang my voicemail four times, 999 three times, took a picture of my finger with my foot in the background, whilst walking through what I think is Elmfield Park and sent a txt to Cherry Blossom that says, 'Thank you Flowers Missouri.' I also managed to answer an X-Factor related question with the txt, 'My nephew washes in an egg factory.' See it's got this dictate your txts function but I cant understand my voice so the phone's got no chance.

For Christmas I gave Cherry Blossom the horn.

Cant do Christmas without an innuendo. Actually I think it's an awesome present. Gave a Famous Villain a heart attack in ASDA with it!

Oh and before regular followers question me eating Christmas cake it's pretty much a fruit free cake.

Gotta go. Just noticed the reindeer didn't eat the reindeer food we generously sprinkled. Better clean that up.

And need to explain to my brother what the txt, 'Did you hack angry Christians?' means.

Laters

SS

Playlist Thursday 27/12/12

Tom Hark - The Piranhas

American Slang - The Gaslight Anthem

Temptation - New Order

7 O' Clock - The Quireboys

Shadow - Gringo Star

All Alone On Christmas - Darlene Love and The E Street Band

Everything - The Darlingtons

Tonight - Iggy Pop

Gold On The Ceiling - The Black Keys

Bubbles - Biffy Clyro

Revolution - The Beatles

Never Knew Your Name - Madness

My World - Secret Affair

To Be Like - China Rats

Lip Up Fatty - Bad Manners

Quiet Night In - All The Young

A Song For Lovers - Richard Ashcroft

Too Shy - Kajagoogoo

Born Of Frustration - James

Bring On The Dancing Horses - Echo and the Bunnymen

Chemical - Bang Bang Romeo

I Will Wait - Mumford and Sons

Three Minute Hero - The Selector

Follow Me - Muse

Ignorance -Paramore

Teenage Icon - The Vaccines

Another Love - Tom Odell

Everlong - Foo Fighters

Video Killed The Radio Star - The Buggles

Rise Up - The Skints

Senses Working Overtime - XTC
Slow Hands - Interpol

Whip It - Devo

Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits

I Can See For Miles - The Who

Caught By The Fuzz - Supergrass

Green Eyes - Coldplay

Spinning Plates - Middleman

Marlene On The Wall - Suzanne Vega

Wild Wild Life - Talking Heads

Egyptian Reggae - Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers